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Laser measurements show quite conclusively that the average distance of the moon from the Earth increases by about 37mm per year. So it's now about 1.5 metres further away than it was when Cap'n Armstrong gave it a kick. "That's not much", I hear you cry. Or "So What?" Or perhaps even "Why?" The Principle of Conservation of Angular Momentum, folks! You got to see the Earth/Moon as a single spinning system. Tidal friction slows the Earth's rotation. So moon edges away a bit to increase its orbital radius and so conserve etc etc. The eventual consequences are REALLY HORRIBLE. But the FTSE Index requires my attention, so go find why the consequences are horrible for yerselves . . .

FTSE 100 Index . .

. . . ended the week at 4241 . . . not far off the mid-point of my 3650 to 4700 Put to Call spread. So we can all sleep easy in our beds. Followers and fans should know that the FTSE 100 Index is "weighted." So the biggest cap. companies dominate. These leaders used to be the banks and telecoms. We know what happened to the banks, don't we Fred Goodwin? And increased competition and market saturation are limiting the upside for Vodafone, BT, etc. The FTSE 100 Index is at present dominated by Big Pharma and the extraction companies. I seem to remember reading recently that the 7 biggest FTSE 100 companies account for 42% of the index's total capitalisation. Which means that price movements in these plc's determine what happens to the FTSE Index. (And movements on Wall Street, of course. What NY does, London will usually do a few minutes later. Though why London faithfully tracks a crackpot Index like the Dow defeats me. Only 30 shares in it, innit?!) See you next week.

By The Way. . .

. . . I don't use xL to keep my accounts. I use a DTP suite which includes a spread-sheeting application that can do things that Bill Gates's Little Helpers haven't even thought of. Post comment if you want to know more.

June FTSE Index Contracts

The "short" spread between 5 x 3800 Put contracts and 5 x 4800 Calls will expire in my favour at 10.30 a.m. today, netting me £2062.00, (see top of this blog) which I boggled at until I checked the contract notes. For July, I have sold short contracts, 6 x 3650 Puts and 6 x 4700 Calls, with the FTSE 100 Share Index presently hovering around 4340. These contracts expire on July 17th. Potential profit £1108.40.

Told You So . . .

Some things are so predictable that you can't claim you're clever because you predicted them! Here is an extract from Robert Peston's blog on the BBC Business pages today. He's talking about regulation of our financial institutions following . . . er . . recent dramatic financial events.

"What's striking is that both the British Treasury and the White House are not contemplating the kind of structural reforms of the banking industry that the US adopted towards the end of the Great Depression. There will, for example, be no formal prohibition on what the banks, insured by all of us as taxpayers, can do. Those big banks that are so big and important to the economy that they won't be allowed to collapse - well, those banks will still be permitted to engage in what the Governor of the Bank of England (no less) has described as "casino" banking in the wholesale markets."

Now see my ominous rumblings.

And what about the FTSE Index? Tell us about the FTSE Index! It stands just now at 4306 - almost smack in the middle of my 1000 point Put to Call spread - and looking highly likely that I shall trouser the £2062 I got for "short" selling the contracts a month ago.

Rule Britannia!

The Government has announced the conditions under which the enquiry into the Iraq war will be held.

1. It will be behind closed doors.

2. There will be a published report, but no one will be blamed for anything.

3. No one will be required or sub-poenaed to appear (which must have Mr.T.Blair sighing with relief.)

4. Evidence will not be given on oath.

So that's alright then. Pass the whitewash.

Later - June 19th. Conditions under which the enquiry will be held were relaxed following protests about lack of transparency. It will be in public except where, in the judgement of the Chairman, disclosure of evidence endangers witnesses.

How They Confuse Us

Anyone out there knows EXACTLY what is meant by:-

1.  "Like-for-like sales"

2.  One third of the World's wealth was wiped out by recent

     market turmoil/bank failures . . etc.

3.  Inflation rate(s)

4.  A.E.R%

5.  Gilts" "Coupon" Rates

6.  ex-Dividend dates

7.  G.D.P

. . . and if you do know the answers . . . where did you learn them?

Ominous Rumblings . . .

. . . heard on BBC Business News during the week!

American Banks are all set to pass their so called "stress tests". Basically, "How are your balance sheets looking now, boys, after the massive Bush/Obama injections of taxpayers money?"

"Why", the Visiting Expert asked, "will they all pass?" Because the banks, via their lobbyists on Capitol Hill, will tell Congresspersons and Senators "Make sure you set us tests we CAN pass, or you can kiss your funding of the next round of election campaigns goodbye!"

The Banks, Investment Banks, Insurance Companies etc, have won the "moral hazard" game for all time, and they know it. (Sorry about Lehmans, but somebody had to be made an example of.) They know they will be bailed out next time and the time after that, even though "it will be different next time" They now know - if they didn't know before the Crunch - that they are more powerful than Governments, than the IMF, than the World Bank, and the only "new" business model they will agree to is a rehashing of the one that unleashed mayhem last autumn. Hold on to your hats, folks. Last time it was subprime mortgages, CDO's and CDF's. Next time it "will be different" How? They'll give 'em different names.

Funny Thing . . .

. . . surfing through bloggers' profiles I find approximately 52,000 of you declare that one of your interests is "money". I can't claim to have checked out ALL 52,000 blogs - but I have so far found only one repeat ONE blog that even mentions the stuff! (And a few that tell how much the bloggers paid for their latest bits of bling.) Now check out my posting of April 10th. 2009

FTSE 100 Index . .

. . . closed this week at 4441.9   The millions of fans who follow this blog will be well aware of the implications for my 3800 - 4800 Put to Call spread.  June FTSE option contracts expire next Friday, 19th. June.  Market volatility much reduced since May.  July prices likely to be pretty low.

What you guys all waitin' for?

No one has taken me up on my ability to predict where the FTSE 100 share index will be at close of business on any day you care to name in (say) the next ten years!

C'mon . . . SOMEBODY challenge me . . .

FTSE 100 Index . .

. . . finished the week at 4439.  So my "short" spread of 3800 Puts and 4800 Calls remains safe.  Sometimes this game is plain boring . . .